100% of the Flow has to be real.

There are many “rules” for flow in general, like which side is better to part on, grooming techniques, up/down combos, etc, but there is only one steadfast RULE for real, honest, TRUE Flow…  and that is that IT HAS TO BE YOURS.

No more flowbuckets.  No more flowtachments.  No more fake flow.  Let’s leave the extensions to the Jessica Simpsons, Miley Cyruseseseses and Justin Biebers of the world, ok?  It’s really not too much to ask.  You want Flow?  Grow your hair out.  It’s the only responsible answer.

Can’t grow flow because of tough school rules, or parents who don’t believe in having “shaggy” under their roof?  Tough luck, kiddo.  Flow is only for real if it IS real, and that’s just the way it is!  Stop the commodification of lax flow NOW!

Mikey Mayo knows what I'm talking about.